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kingofcarrotflowers

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Dear Countrymen:

I have been found out.   The Saudi government has placed a substantial bounty on my neck.  I have been forced to go into hiding.  This may be the last time you hear from me.  It has come to my attention
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I Am A Beach

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I think I didn't go on DA for almost a month! But I'm back, and I'm done exams, and now time to go look at 454 new deviations.
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Feversham

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I love the feeling of things between my toes!! It could be anything, but I especially enjoy fingers or other toes between my toes.  Yep.  Lack of any exciting news, clearly.  
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Kilgore Trout

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here's a game started by $jark:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

"Bet you have to burp."
-Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You Dr. Kevorkian
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I'm an infinity monkey on an infinity typrewriter!

I'm also back from my DA hiatus!

I'm also also in a very good mood, because I didn't go to school today.  For no reason other than my secret spy plan to overthrow the fascists!!
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